everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Welp...herpes.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
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don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
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its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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