After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today