She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
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The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
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i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
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It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.