im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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