Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
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My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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