ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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