What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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