This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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