So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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