I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
My cat gives me a boner
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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