Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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