I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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