HIV tests are more positive than that guy
1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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