We're like a lot better than the average bears
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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