Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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