I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
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It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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