I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
