he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
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I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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