ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
She announced her abortion via fbk
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Even my vagina gasped.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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