I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
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We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
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I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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