You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Randomize
