Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
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some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
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I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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