I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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