Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
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okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
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I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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