I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
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You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.