I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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