Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
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The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
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The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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