Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
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I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
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I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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