bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
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We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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