i wish starbucks made bloody marys
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
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Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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