I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
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Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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