take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
foreskin is a definite game changer
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He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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