are you so shy because you have an std?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
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Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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