I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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