would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
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I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
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i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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