I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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