I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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