OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
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It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
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Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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