I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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