Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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