It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
