piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
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Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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