16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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