I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
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Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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