4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
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But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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