Dual....:-)
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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