Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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