Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
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Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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