problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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