I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
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she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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