butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
