Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
