So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Randomize
