So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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