out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
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I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
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cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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