can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
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someone owes me an orgasm
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
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The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
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