awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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