Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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