come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
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Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
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They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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