belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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