do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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